What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?